JBoc924Words can’t even…I’m trying to find it in me to write up a truly authentic news post for this just-released video for Shadows of the Damned, but the contents of said video are making it hard for me to do so.
Basically, the video showcases Garcia Hotspur’s demonic, shape-shifting buddy Johnson. So, what can possibly be so wrong with that, right? Well, it seems like Hotspur’s shape-shifting pal was perfectly named for the “marketing hook” of this video: Johnson enlargement. Watch it for yourselves below, and don’t worry if you’re feeling a bit upset about the size of your Johnson…
